I Feel Grrrrrrrrrrreat! (You’ll understand if you watch)

Another hilarious video that I love.  I defy you not to love it.  And then, if you in the end don’t love it, then I defy you not to question why.  Still further, if you think about it  and still think “eh.  It was ok.”, then I  defy you not to eat an entire watermellon.  With you  MOUTH.  Go ahead, make my day.

PS Watch for the line “Babies everywhere!”  It makes the whole thing worthwhile.

Post commentary:  Ok, I ate a Nutrigrain bar and didn’t have the same result.  Just a warning.  I felt the same ennui and depression that I always feel, but was slightly less hungry.  To be fair, I have not tried the new “Apricot Angel Dust” Nutrigrain bar, and that could be what they’re pushing here.  Their “Mint Morophine” bar did leave me feeling euphoric and at ease, so I guess there’s hope.  Again, just a warning.

House of Cosbys!

Posting this video because it always makes me laugh and I need to smile today. If you got my Christmas Card then you know, I love Hipster Ironic Cosby Humor.

The Blue Heron

This is a picture of this blue heron that usually parks itself on top of our neighbor’s roof in Florida.  I went out to the garage one day, and it was just standing there, right at the edge of the driveway.  It was probably looking for food, the neighbors feed it spaghetti of all things, but we never feed it. It just kept looking at me with these wierd alien eyes, ever so slowly creeping towards me with it’s impossibly gangly legs.  It let me get pretty close to take a picture, I like to think it was posing for me.

I don’t really know much about blue herons except that they’re wierd looking.  Here’s a wikipedia entry if you want to know more though – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_heron

Exxon Paid To Discredit Global Warming

I’m not neccessarily posting this to show you the evil of oil corporations, everyone knows they do some shady shit. But more importantly, just to show that everyone has a price and that the news and reports we all get should always be looked at with a skeptical eye.

ORIGINAL ARTICLE

Source: Yahoo! News and the AP

Exxon Mobil Pays To Mislead Public

WASHINGTON – ExxonMobil Corp. gave $16 million to 43 ideological groups between 1998 and 2005 in an effort to mislead the public by discrediting the science behind global warming, the Union of Concerned Scientists asserted Wednesday.

Walking On Water

Watch to see people walking on water (sort of) . . .

How does this work? Matt Kolokoff, Brain Vomit’s total nerd in residence, provides us with an explanation:

“Its called a non-newtonian liquid because it doesn’t conform to
normal liquid behavior- the molecules will only slide past each other when
not exposed to too much pressure….apply pressure, and the molecules grate
against each other, forming a solid. That’s why when they walk across the
liquid, they don’t sink, but if they stand still, there isn’t enough
pressure to lock the molecules together. What’s the substance made of? Cornstarch + water. That’s it. I shit you not.”

Stop fucking knowing everything all the time Matt.  You’re making us all look like mongoloids.